Best Harry Potter Innuendos 1-3…
Posted On Sunday, January 1st, 2012 By TheColourOfDark
Being a typical teenager, and Harry Potter geek; I went on a search for the best Harry Potter innuendos in the first 3 books. Here is a compilation of Harry Potter innuendos, 1-3. Will do the rest another time; though I probably should be doing something about those GCSE things… Enjoy, you sick minded fuck. :p (Though I’m far more sick minded for writing this.) Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone: He was almost twice as tall as a normal man and at least five times as wide. (21) *”As the snake shook its head, a deafening shout behind Harry made both of them jump: ‘DUDLEY! MR DURSLEY! COME AND LOOK AT THIS SNAKE! YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT IT’S DOING!’” (26) The harder she tried to pull it over his head, the smaller it seemed to become… (32) ‘P-P-Petunia!’ he gasped. [...] For a moment it looked as though she might faint. She clutched her throat and made a choking noise. ‘Vernon! Oh my goodness – Vernon!’ (43) “Hagrid grunted ‘I’d like ter see a great Muggle like you stop him,’ he said.” (43) Uncle Vernon was back and he was smiling. He was also carrying a long, thin package and didn’t Continue Reading